trappedunderrot:

#RELATIONSHIPGOALS

tylerchokely:

kingsindbad:

fistingmyself:

hello my baby hello my honey hello my ragtime gal

what exactly is going on

hannahcarbons:

We told girls that they should be little angels.

Now we cannot stop them.

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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the-misadventures-of-lele:

squidwurd:

condommodel:

today at work someone tipped me a potato

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in some countries that is a marriage proposal

Even the potato looks confused

mydrunkkitchen:

me and letmakeloaf

realitytvgifs:

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got

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onlylolgifs:

The kid in the back feelin it

onlylolgifs:

The kid in the back feelin it

shibabear:

GOOD MORNING STARSHINE THE SUN SAYS HELLO

shibabear:

GOOD MORNING STARSHINE THE SUN SAYS HELLO

Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son

arlert-armin:

vvntheshort:

iswearimnotadumbblonde:

urethrafranklin:

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I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

im going to be this father

sexhaver:

cleromancy:

gothamfox:

Series Premiere MONDAY SEPT 22 at 8/7c on FOX!

before was cat woman there was kyle there selina gotham

sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams.