edens-blog:

The struggle is real.

piertotum-locomottor:

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.

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GUYS NO.

PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.

adventuretimer123:

damittromney:

classic-rock-wholigan:

teamfreekickass:

i am going to regret this

This is beautiful

i wonder how he got his lungs so strong

Holy crap

teleiosk:

Thomas telling it like it is.

teleiosk:

Thomas telling it like it is.

pubicles:

Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

theladychelsea:

honeyyvanille:

Sometimes you need to remind yourself that you were the one who carried you through the heartache. You are the one who sits with the cold body on the shower floor, and picks it up. You are the one who feeds it, who clothes it, who tucks it into bed, and you should be proud of that. Having the strength to take care of yourself when everyone around you is trying to bleed you dry, that is the strongest thing in the universe.

I absolutely needed to read that.

princedorkface:

So we got new Latin books today and my teacher immediately told us to turn to page 81.

This is the original picture:

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A picture of a statue of Poseidon.

But look at some of the treasures we found:

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Rockstar dominatrix Poseidon.

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Old woman Poseidon.

BUT THIS IS WHERE WE LOST IT…

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X-MEN CYCLOPES POSEIDON

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AND MASTER CHIEF POSEIDON

roryink:

nerdiegirlie:

when they were prepping me for the surgery the nurse put one of those cloth hats over my head to keep the hair out of my face

she said “here’s your party hat”

and i was already trippin balls so I said 

"yaAAY paaaarty"

and wiggled around on the table like a gleeful slug

i think about this post sometimes and it makes me grin like a dope

the-real-jeff:

Never forget the REAL skeleton war

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poopflow:

maliciousmelons:

imagine if they named a disease after your url

oh god

lilmisshaps:

subtlyforyou:

Dogs that are having a worse hair day than you are.

ITS HEAD IS SO TINY I CANT BREAYHTH

nicoleannwinchester:

spookedmoose:

leviticas:

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SUPERNATURAL SCENES AND NO ONE WILL EVER TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME

This scene is reason #8739789789897 to LOVE Bobby Singer

Reason why Bobby Singer is 4309572093572x the father that John Winchester ever was.

damnnlyssa:

before and after injecting 1 meth

damnnlyssa:

before and after injecting 1 meth

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Why Tumblr should(n’t) have kids