I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo
took me a while
*whispers* I still don’t get it…?
Oh my sweet christ.
Someone start a tinychat
hello, how was your day??
This is not how you start a tinychat
i might be able to make it smaller if you want
when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
what :P time :P is :P the :P next :P bus :P for :P bikini :P bottom :PP
you people should learn about the goetic demons like for example:
this is prince stolas, he is a long legged owl demon who teaches knowledge about astronomy and herbs to anyone who conjures him
whats not cool about an owl demon
i scrolled down for an explanation and there wasn’t one but i think i’m ok with that
Walk Into School On The 1st Day Like..
mom can she sleep over
*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school
*puts it towards buying more military defense* *raises college tuition*
THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH